Joe Quotes

Joe: The president likes my shoes. His wife was talking, and he leans over and goes, "I like them shoes, Joe. I gotta get me a pair."

Joe: I wouldn't hug a girl like I would hug my brother. Sometimes I'll hug for a really long time. I'll be like, "Let's just hug."

Joe: My ex-girlfriend sent me a piece of her birthday cake in the mail and it was an ice cream cake. That's when I knew it was kind of over. I opened the box and it was melted and dripping in my hands. I was like, "Wow!" And then I told her I got it, and she was like, "Oh, did you eat it?" I was like, "Ummm, no...it' melted!"

Joe: One of my favorite pick-up lines is, "You're like my library card 'cause I'm checkin' you out!"

Joe: (About his "Camp Rock" audition). I sent in a video on some really ghetto camera, and Disney asked me to send it again because the film wasn't very good. They couldn't really hear my voice. For a week, I totally forgot about it, and I was like, "There's no way I got it." After that week, my dad and manager sat me down in a room, and I thought I was in trouble. I was like, "What did I do?" Everything was going through my mind. They finally told me I got the movie! I was like, "What?" and totally freaking out!

Joe: Getting double grounded is the toughest. It's like, "What can they take away now?"

Joe: I was broken up with on Valentine's Day.

Joe: I asked Tim McGraw if I could marry his wife. He said no.

Joe: I usually make fun of myself. One time I really liked a girl, and the Razor Scooter had just come out. It was the first day of middle school and she was walking by herself. So my plan was to go around the corner and hop the corner, jump in the air--and do it right in front of her. I hopped too early, and I fell on my face! I think it's better to laugh at yourself.

Joe: In kindergarten, I didn't know what to say to the girl I liked, so I blurted out, "I like your red marker.' It was dumb.

Joe: I don't like it when a girl says, "I'm so tired." It's like, "Let's go have fun!"

Joe: I think it's cute when a girl writes me a letter. Letters are always cool.

Joe: Guys just want to kiss you, not your makeup, so too much lip gloss is not good idea! Kisses are perfect in front of a sunset. And I think it's better to be alone if it's your first kiss in a new relationship. Everyone else doesn't need to see it.

Joe: My best date outfit includes my zebra tie or my Hong Kong Mr. Lee custom-made suit and Dior shoes. When I get ready, I steal some things from Kevin's closet, maybe a little from Nick.

Joe: If a girl didn't like my brothers, I'd probably be like, "Peace." I would give her the peace sign and walk away. My brothers are my boys. How can I be your boy if I can't have my boys?

Joe: I've been dared to go up to people at Disneyland and Disney World and just start freaking out. I'll yell at them and be like, "We're at Disneyland! WOOOO!" Those are the best dares to do.

Joe: (About the song "Hold On") You could be in any situation, but you're holding on because you don't want to give up on love. Say you're in a terrible situation...you can always find the light if you look hard enough.

Joe: I met Jessica Alba recently and told her, "I'll see you at the wedding."

Joe: If a first date is going badly and you're out to dinner at a fancy place, you have to wait for your meal to come out. I'd rather just go to Bob's Big Boy. This way if it's a bad situation, at least the food comes out really fast!

Joe: If mom likes a girl, then it's all good.

Joe:If something's wrong with you or you're just having a bad day, you know that your brothers are there for you. Any brother will be there for you. That's really cool. We really rarely fight because we get along so well. We have so much fun onstage, and we have a whole different respect for each other onstage.

Joe: When I was younger, there was this girl I liked. I guess it's different with every girl, but she would always like push her hair back, and I was like, "Wow." I loved it.

Joe: (about flirting) Keep it playful for as long as you can--that's more fun. When you immediately tell your friend, 'Hey, tell him I like him,' that kind of kills it. I like it when it's like, "Let's just have fun with it for a while."

Joe: I love buying new shoes and I love buying socks!

Joe: Have you ever googled google, then googled again?

Joe: I think it's really romantic when a girl shows up to surprise me. I love that.

Joe: I had a New Year's kiss once. But it was like, "Let's start the year off together," and then we wound up breaking up the night after!

Joe: Demi Lovato's voice is amazing!

Joe: When a guy and a girl break up, you should never lose that part of the friendship.

Joe: I try to stay away from drama!

Joe: Cocoa was my dog. I picked him out when I was five.

Joe: I walked up to two girls in an airport looking at Popstar! and they had it opened to a page with me, Kevin and Nick on it. So I walked over and I was like, "Oh, I love those magazines!" and I walked away. They were freaked out!

Joe: I wish I could shoot bacon out of my eyes.

Joe: I love Christmas because all you need is hot cider, snow and a girl to throw snowballs at.

Joe: I had an imaginary friend. His name was Joe, and he'd always get me in trouble.

Joe: (the thing he misses most about New Jersey) One thing they don't have out here in California is Rita's Italian Ices.

Joe: I'm afraid that when I'm asleep that somebody might want to break into my house and punch me. Its called "afraidthatpeoplearegoingtopunchyouphobia!"

Joe: My favortie flirty line is, "Hey, did you drop this?" Then you pick up a handful of sugar and say, "It fell out of your hair."

Joe: One thing nobody knows about me is that three of my fingers are edible, but I can't tell you which fingers.

Joe: (on what color crayon he would be) I would be orange, black, white, dot, clear, red

Joe: There was this girl I liked, and she lived in a different country. I sent her a big bouquet of flowers, and sending flowers from a different country can be expensive.

Joe: I can balance things pretty well. I once balanced a tricycle on my foot.

Joe: Usually when I'm with my crush, I'll talk really softly.

Joe: (on the Jonas Brothers song "Hold On") It can mean like waiting in line and you're just like hold on...or if you're riding your bike and you get a flat tire and you're like...hold on...to your bike. It can mean...okay, I need to figure out what this song means.

Joe: It used to bother me that I was shy. I was always the one playing it safe, never coming out of my shell because I was scared. I've grown up. I'm outgoing, and I just like to have fun!

Joe: I tend to worry about how I look! It's good that I have my brothers around to reassure me. If they weren't there, I probably wouldn't get out of the bed in the morning! I'm also always checking the mirror because I'm afraid that I have something in my teeth.

Joe: I don't drive. I don't have a license. I have my permit from New Jersey, but I dont have time to do it. When I am I going to use it? That's the most rock star thing to do, never get your license.

Joe: I wish a girl would blindfold me and take me to Disneyland.

Joe: When I want to ask someone out, I get really excited. Of course, I get a little nervous beforehand too, you know? But I get more excited than anything else around the girl because I just really want to ask her out.

Joe: I wanna record a song with Michael Jackson, but I want a wall between us.

Joe: (about Starbucks) I don't like coffee but, depending on if it's hot or cold, I like their Strawberries & Creme Frappuccino-that's really good. The peppermint hot chocolate is really good. Also, the Passion Tea Lemonade-it's so good!

Joe: (When asked if he wants to act) I actually started out on Broadway and doing commercials so I have acted-although you can't really count those 30 seconds as acting.

Joe: (talking about how fans react when they see him) Sometimes they freak out and stuff, but it’s not really a big deal.

Joe: (replying to a fan that asked him why he was so cute) I dont know. I ask myself that all the time. Joe: I like to take my time in the morning when I'm getting ready.

Joe: (talking about his big influences) For me, Switchfoot, they're just an awesome rock band that really influences some of the rock aspects of music.

Joe: (On what super power he would like to have) I would probably want to be able to shoot spaghetti out of my fingers.

Joe: (about creating a song) You need to find a hook, something that people will remember about a song.

Joe: (talking about his Halloween costume he wore one year) I bought this huge costume to make my crush laugh. I was dressed up as a cowboy riding a bull!

Joe: (talking about his cowboy costume he wore one year for Halloween) I liked it because it had this button. When you pressed it, the cowboy suit blew up and became really huge! Joe: (talking about one Halloween when he went trick-or-treating with his crush) It was really, really awesome! We went trick-or-treating all day. But we ate too much candy and we both wound up getting sick!

Joe: I'll start a rumor! I have a very big crush on Emma Watson. So big! I haven't actually seen one of [the Harry Potter movies]. I’m going to start. She’s like wow, ridiculous.

Joe: (talking about how much work singing is) It gets tiring, but, you know, the fact of when you get back on that stage, it’s worth every bit. Every bit of energy that you spent to get there, it’s completely worth it.

Joe: My hidden talent is…I can make pancakes appear!

Joe: (about signing autographs) When I’m signing ‘Joe Jonas’, it’s like, Whoa, wow, cool.

Joe: I heard that I was dating all of the swimsuit models in the world at the same time.

Joe: I was always attached to music and loved listening to different kinds of music, especially rock.

Joe: “I Love You” isn’t something to say to quickly. Its not just a word, though a lot of guys will just throw it out there. Being in love is when things are going so well that happiness is beyond belief. You’re 200 percent happy and excited.

Joe: When I’m with a girl I like, I usually give her hugs and little nudges and flirt with her without even knowing it.

Joe: I’m not shy about letting someone know I’m into her.

Joe: Best friends don’t date each other’s ex-girlfriends. That’s just how it rolls. It’s the guy code.

Joe: Its a lot of fun when I can’t quite tell if someone likes me or not. It drives me crazy and its great because the challenge means you can have an even longer relationship.

Joe: When a girl I like shows up at one of our concerts, that makes me happy.

Joe: The best thing a girl can do to show she cares about a guy is to support what he likes to do.

Joe: (talking about his many fans that would like to marry him) It’s a little scary thinking about thousands of girlfriends and wives I have or I’m gonna have, but its nice.

Joe: (talking about something fun to do on a date) I like to have fun, so we’d go bowling.

Joe: (on what he wishes girls knew about guys) We’re being nice when we compliment you.

Joe: I just wanted to make people laugh, and then I sang and I loved singing and it started from there. Everything I say I’m not going to do I end up doing.

Joe: Live like you are at the bottom even if you are at the top.

Joe: (After getting his driver’s license) Now everyone has to stay off the roads!

Joe: It’s so cool to get on stage every night doing our stuff.

Joe: I’m pretty awesome when it comes to balancing things

Joe: I’ve loved Baby Bottle Pops from the very beginning. Ever since they came out, I’ve always thought that they ruled. They’re awesome! Joe: I like girls with the same personality.

Joe: (about creating a new flavor of ice cream) I would put in chocolate ice cream with a little bit of peanut butter and marshmallows. It would be like a Twix bar.

Joe: I would invent ice cream that never melts.

Joe: Music is my life, it is very special. You have music as a kind of feeling. There are songs when you are happy and there are songs when you are sad.

Joe: (talking about where his band gets there ideas for lyrics) Sometimes it is about either what is going on in my life right now, or how we are feeling that day. A lot of the songs can be really happy when we are having a great time, but some songs will be very sad.

Joe: I think I always wanted to make people laugh. I thought that it was my job to be a comedian all day. When I was singing around the house my dad would say, “Joe, you have a great voice. You should sing.”

Joe: Every studio needs a rubber chicken.